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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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