Already got asked if we're dating
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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