Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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