Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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