how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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