I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Two words: blizzard sex
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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