I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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