I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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