He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
worst night to have a conscience
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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