But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
