butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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