how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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