is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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