I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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