Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Porn is love you can see.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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