fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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