is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
