Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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