if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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