Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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