Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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