Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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