it's great music for shaving your balls
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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