i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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