she was so not down for the gang bang
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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