You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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