I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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