I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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