his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Randomize
