If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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