I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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