i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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