She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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