Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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