Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
pray to the hookup gods
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
