I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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