Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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