My hand turned me down
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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