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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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