Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize