thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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