My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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