WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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