I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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