Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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