GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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