that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
