yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
