Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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