at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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