What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This is the high leading the old right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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