No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I AM VODKA MAN
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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