okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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