on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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