I wannas sexs uuuuu
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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