make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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