That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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