They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize