I'm gonna have a badass scar
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
whose parrot is this?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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