I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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